Wish List

If you go here, http://www.gr2.net/artshow.php# and you love me, you can buy me a sweet James Kochalka painting for the scant price of sixty dollars.
I'm just sayin'.

Buy me these:

There Has Never Been A More Perfect Man Than Stephin Merritt

I still <3 you, world.

I promise I'll keep up with this thing when I'm back in Minneapolis and excited about things again.

Get with it, America.

Remember when Sideshow Bob used the deceased to increase his vote count?

This is sooo fucked up.
Thanks, spammers, have fun in hell.

Kissin' the internets

Soulja Boy got a hella pimple on his face, is little bitch.

Ghost Balls

The screensaver function randomly started up on my laptop.
I didn't set it to do that. It's never done that before.
When I walk into the room, planets appear on the screen.

Isn't that weird?

I don't think I have any control over technology. PhotoBooth randomly craps out and eventually starts working again with no apparent catalyst, and everything else seems really unreliable as well.

Also, Lil Wayne is far too vulgar to be so damn catchy.
I can't keep humming lines under my breath like:
"I can make a black woman scream like she white

or

Pimp hard, I get head and tail like a quarter"

Finals are gradually starting to kick my ass, but I still feel confident that everything is under control.

If you want to meet my way cool parents, they're coming to visit this Friday.